Discord and Sanrio Join Forces to Make Your Profile Pic a Hello Kitty Nightmare Because Who Needs Human Friends Anyway
The ultimate news that will change your life forever: Sanrio and Discord have teamed up to bring you the most…
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Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…
Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news 🤩? After a whole eight years of doing absolutely nothing…
Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…
IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…
Win a Family Ticket to Camp Bestival 2026 Because Your Kids Clearly Hate You and You Want to Subject Them to Five Days of Port-a-Potties and Overpriced Fun
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉🎊! This summer, the most epic family festival, Camp Bestival, is…
We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…
Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever Waste Your Time On: Disney’s Lorcana Challenge Hits Indianapolis June 19-21 2026
Disney’s Lorcana Challenge comes to Indianapolis, Indiana! 🎉 Join fellow fans for a fun weekend of competitive and casual Lorcana…
Come for the Free Pens and Desperate Attempts to Find a Job in 2026 at the City of Austin Career Expo
🎉 Get ready for the most epic job fair ever! 🤣 The City of Austin is hosting its 15th Annual…