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Berkshire Hathaway’s Quarterly Profit Takes a Dive Because Insurance Operations Are Basically the Titanic Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Berkshire Hathaway’s Quarterly Profit Takes a Dive Because Insurance Operations Are Basically the Titanic Now

Big ElephantFebruary 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Oh no, Warren Buffett’s golden goose is finally laying rotten eggs! Berkshire Hathaway’s profits are tanking faster than Biden’s approval…

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Export Talks: Scenario 2026 – Because the Economy is Just a Guessing Game

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

📢 Il 4 FEBRUARY 2026, salite sulla ZOOM spaceship per lo scenario 2026! 📢 Il 4 FEBBRAIO parte la LIVE…

US Stocks Finally Had a Good Year—Who Knew? While the Rest of the World Was Busy Having an Epic Financial Party That Left America Green With Envy | CNN Business
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US Stocks Finally Had a Good Year—Who Knew? While the Rest of the World Was Busy Having an Epic Financial Party That Left America Green With Envy | CNN Business

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Global Markets Steal Show From Weak Dollar and AI Hype as Leftist Agenda Sends US Investors Fleeing to Communist China…

Warren Buffett Hangs Up His Hat and Berkshire Hathaway’s Stock Price Immediately Starts Doing the Macarena
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Warren Buffett Hangs Up His Hat and Berkshire Hathaway’s Stock Price Immediately Starts Doing the Macarena

Big ElephantDecember 27, 2025December 27, 2025

Warren Buffett’s Last Laugh: The Great American Grift Comes to an End as the Oracle of Omaha Finally Hangs Up…

California Farmer Thought Wife Was Just Another Crop to Harvest, Gets Arrested for Murder in Arizona
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California Farmer Thought Wife Was Just Another Crop to Harvest, Gets Arrested for Murder in Arizona

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

California Farmer Arrested for Murdering Estranged Wife in Arizona — Because Nothing Says ‘Climate Crisis’ Like a Dead Farmer In…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Elephant Reads CNN

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴
💸 Hollywood’s Crisis: Why Your Favorite Movies Got Woke and Broke 🚨
Movie News

🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴

FinnOctober 30, 2024October 30, 2024

Ah, Hollywood — the land where dreams go to get diluted into corporate mush. In a recent interview with the…

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