Global Markets Steal Show From Weak Dollar and AI Hype as Leftist Agenda Sends US Investors Fleeing to Communist China and Socialist Europe
In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming (except for us MAGA patriots who’ve been warning about it for years), international markets absolutely demolished the once-mighty US stock market in 2025. While our great American companies were busy being dragged down by woke ESG mandates and Bidenomics, countries like China, South Korea, and socialist Europe somehow managed to invent AI and make money from it. Can you believe it? The same countries that used to be economic basket cases are now laughing all the way to their state-controlled banks while we’re stuck here arguing about pronouns and diversity training.
The MSCI All Country World ex-USA index jumped a ridiculous 29.2% while the S&P 500 could only muster a measly 16.39%. That’s right – while we were busy tearing down our own economy with regulations and green energy scams, places like South Korea saw their markets surge nearly 76% and Japan’s Nikkei jumped 26%. Even Greece – yes, Greece, the country that’s been bankrupt for decades – managed to post its best year since 1993. Meanwhile, here in America, we’re still arguing about whether Tesla should be allowed to exist.
China’s Alibaba somehow gained 75% while embracing AI, and Taiwan’s TSMC (the company that actually makes the chips our politicians keep saying we need to make here) jumped 46%. Let that sink in – communist China is making AI progress while our own tech companies are busy canceling each other on Twitter. And don’t even get me started on how Europe is suddenly thriving thanks to “defense spending” – which is just code for finally realizing that maybe letting millions of illegal immigrants into your country wasn’t the best economic strategy.
The weak dollar (thanks, Janet Yellen!) actually helped these foreign markets, which means our currency is so weak that even countries with failing healthcare systems and ridiculous taxes are beating us. It’s like watching your fat, lazy neighbor suddenly start winning marathons while you’re stuck on the couch eating Doritos and complaining about how the government won’t let you build a wall.
Some financial experts are actually suggesting that US investors should consider “diversifying” into these foreign markets. Diversifying! Can you believe the nerve? Next they’ll be telling us to invest in renewable energy or support open borders. The fact is, if we’d stuck with Trump’s America First policies instead of listening to all these globalist cuckolds, we wouldn’t be in this mess. But no, we had to listen to the mainstream media and the deep state, and now look where we are – watching China and Europe teach us how to run an economy while our own markets lag behind like a slow kid in gym class.
The bottom line is simple: when you have leaders who hate America and love spending other people’s money, this is exactly what happens. But don’t worry – 2028 is right around the corner, and when Trump comes back (because let’s be honest, he has to), we’re going to make America’s stock market great again too. Just ask any investor who didn’t flee to communist countries during the Biden disaster years.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
