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Tag: EVE Online

Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
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Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…

Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet
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Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle in the history of New Eden, folks! 🚀👽 The next big expansion for…

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
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EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…

EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
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EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…

EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document
EVE Online Wants Your Blood — Literally
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EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Move over, fancy cosmetics and exclusive ships, because CCP Games just unveiled the most metal way to immortalize yourself in…

EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow
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EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Prepare Your Ships, Capsuleers: EVE Online’s 2026 Roadmap Is Here to Ruin Your Sleep Schedule Oh boy, CCP Games just…

5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…

EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
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EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…

Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills
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Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Gaming? Leading the way in technology? 🤣 More like leading the way in draining your bank account and turning you…

EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡
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EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity 🚀🔥🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…

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