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CGE ENTERTAINMENT & BURGERS@ presents Winter White Attire “Holiday Party” Sunday, Dec 21st, 6-11pm @Felt Lounge. Live by The Kim…
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CGE ENTERTAINMENT & BURGERS@ presents Winter White Attire “Holiday Party” Sunday, Dec 21st, 6-11pm @Felt Lounge. Live by The Kim…
When the Apocalypse Comes on Dec 21st, at least the DJ won’t be playing Nickelback! 🎧🔥 DJ 100 EVENTS promises…
💥 BREAKING: Sander Kleinenberg Descends Upon GoodTimes 2626 to Save Us From Christmas Carols 💀 🎶 Sunday, Dec 21st |…
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❄️🍻 Brace yourselves, Michigan! The St. Joe Winter Beer Fest is back to test your liver and your ability to…
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