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Brawlhalla LAN: May the Best Moose Win
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Brawlhalla LAN: May the Best Moose Win

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Moose Wars, Legacy of Legends LAN?** Brawlhalla LAN? 🀣 Watch “pro” players fail! 🀑 All skill levels welcome……

Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense
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Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„*STOP MAKING SENSE* is back! 4K restored!🀑 It’s from 1984, directed by Jonathan Demme. David Byrne & Co. at…

Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness
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Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**Oh, joy! πŸŽ‰ Another tear-jerker at AMC DINE-IN Bridgewater 7! Prepare for ‘Triumph of the Heart’ – a cinematic masterpiece…

F1 Movie Night: Because Cars in Museums Aren’t Moving Fast Enough
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F1 Movie Night: Because Cars in Museums Aren’t Moving Fast Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**🎬OMG! The “F1–The Movie”🍿is coming to the Jacksonville Sports Car Museum on Friday, September 12, 2025, 6:00 PM – 10:00…

2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For
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2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ U don’t wanna miss the Pre-EMMY Awards Celebration on Saturday, September 13th, 2025! It’s honoring the 77th Primetime…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the most thrilling event EVER! 🀑 Friday, September 12th, get ready to squeeze your whole squad…

Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough
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Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Marvin Hunter, aka #GrumpyUncle, found comedy in the U.S. Navyβš“οΈ. Now, he’s gracing The Comedy Bar (address unknown) with his…

K-Popocalypse: Demons vs Lip Sync
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K-Popocalypse: Demons vs Lip Sync

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

You wanna get wild? Okay, I’ll show you wild! Welcome to KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along, an interactive sit-down movie screening…

“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right
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“The Flying Ace”: More Like The Flying Dud, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ A WWI pilot goes back to being a RAILROAD detective! πŸš‚πŸ’¨ He’s gotta find $25,000 and a missing…

Silence: Priceless, Until It Costs You Your Fortune
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Silence: Priceless, Until It Costs You Your Fortune

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! The Cost of Silence?! 🎬🀫 More like the cost of popcorn!🍿 A “groundbreaking” doc by Mark Manning, filmed secretly…

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