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Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster
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Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

AFM Week in Los Angeles? 🤣 More like a desperate plea for funding! Dreamland Studios & American Film Association presents:…

Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish
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Michelladonna and Lil Sábado: A Comedy Duo That’s Sweeter Than Your Grandma’s Candy Dish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors 7PM, Show 8PM. 😴 I’m Baby, PAPIROSSA, Belissa Escobedo, Sarah Santamaria, Aline Mayagoitia, Diego Abraham & MORE?!**…

Pink Popcast: Pajama Party of DOOM
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Pink Popcast: Pajama Party of DOOM

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo’s “Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*” 😴 is gonna be LIT 🔥! Prepare for…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**The Beat Goes On: A Tale of Baltimore Beat, chronicling the death of Baltimore City Paper (RIP 💀) & police…

AFM: Speed Dating for Desperate Filmmakers
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AFM: Speed Dating for Desperate Filmmakers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

During AFM Week in Los Angeles, Dreamland Studios & the American Film Association present: Filmmaker Speed Date Networking Night! 😂…

NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad
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NYCF 2025: Lil Sábado and Some Other Broad

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM 😂 Prepare for “Lil Sábado” with Michelladonna! A Latine A$$ Variety Show!** Featuring: I’m Baby,…

Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium
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Pink Posse’s Pillow Fight: A Podcasting Pyjama Pandemonium

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Benji Jones & Josiah Rizzo 🤡 invite you to a Pink Popcast Pajama Party Sleepover*! 😴 Get ready…

Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
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Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 You’re invited to “The Beat Goes On,” a snoozefest doc about Baltimore Beat, the RIP of Baltimore City…

“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere
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“TABLES TURNED” More Like “SALADS TOSSED” At This Trainwreck Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “TABLES TURNED,” a psychological thriller so thrilling, you’ll need new pants!👖 Meet the “amazingly talented” cast…

Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole
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Kerry Coddett Dives Headfirst into the Comedy Mudhole

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 14, 2025

**Mudhole: the TRUE story of a Brooklyn girlie surviving EVERYTHING! Eris Mainstage is the place to be, doors🚪at 7:00 PM,…

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