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SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
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SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…

Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
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Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Atlantic Comic Con After Party πŸŽ‰! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? πŸ™„ Sure, if you want.…

“Freakier Friday” – More Like “Waste-of-a-Week” Friday
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“Freakier Friday” – More Like “Waste-of-a-Week” Friday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Gasp! 😱 Prepare for a cinematic saga at our drive-in! πŸš—πŸ’¨ $23 (2 ppl) or $28 (3-6 ppl) per car…

“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
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“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2025

**Oh no, not another film festival! πŸ™„ We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…

Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right
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Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Paul Newman and Robert Redford are like, so last century! πŸ‘΄ They’re robbing trains and running to Bolivia?…

Pain and Glory: More Like Bore and Snory
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Pain and Glory: More Like Bore and Snory

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! AlmodΓ³var’s “Pain and Glory” (2019, 113 mins) is like, SO deep, right? πŸ™„ A filmmaker cries about stuff. Banderas…

The “Here To Pee Tour” – Is This Stand-Up or a Bathroom Break?
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The “Here To Pee Tour” – Is This Stand-Up or a Bathroom Break?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

**OMG! Trans comedian Ren Q. Dawe 🚽 is hitting the “Bible Belt” with the “Here to Pee” tour! πŸ˜‚ Red-state…

Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)
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Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents Spy vs Spy Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Aug 24th 2025, 8pm NYC time, at…

Dumbasses in a Boat, But Make It High-Rise
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Dumbasses in a Boat, But Make It High-Rise

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

πŸŽ‰πŸš’ Prepare for the Titanic of parties! πŸš’πŸŽ‰ 🌟 ROOFTOP BOAT RIDE πŸŒŸπŸ—“οΈ August 23, 2025πŸ“ Timeless Yacht, 125th Street…

Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss
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Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ BO$$ COHEN, CEO of Nightlife Empire, the #1 Nightlife Company in North America, wants YOU! He owns clubs…

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