**Gasp! 😱 Prepare for a cinematic saga at our drive-in! 🚗💨 $23 (2 ppl) or $28 (3-6 ppl) per car for DOUBLE the movies! Single? $18-$23. Extra peeps? CASH ONLY! 💸 Park between the lines! NO tailgates, roof parties, or lot hopping! 🙅♀️ Express window for eats! 🍔🍟 Screen 1 restrooms in the back. Screen 2? Walk! 🚶♀️**
🔦 HEADLIGHTS OFF! Figure it out! 📻 Tune to 89.5 FM (Scr 1) or 88.7 FM (Scr 2). Accessory mode ONLY! 🚬🚫 Since June 1, 2016, Maine says NO smoking ANYWHERE but the rope-off zone! 🌿💨 Marijuana? FORGET IT! Since 2010, NO ALCOHOL! Violators? EJECTED! 👋 NO REFUNDS! 😈
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
