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More Than Meets the Eye: Giant Robots Invade Quaint Drive-In, Hilarity Ensues
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More Than Meets the Eye: Giant Robots Invade Quaint Drive-In, Hilarity Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Misquamicut Drive-in: ๐ŸŽฌ 8:30 PM? No escape! ๐Ÿš— One ticket = clown car. 6:30 PM: land grab for parking spots.…

Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion
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Star Wars: The Geriatric Rebellion

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Welcome to Asbury Hotel! ๐Ÿ™„ Doors at 8:00 PM, movie at 8:45 PM (+)! ๐Ÿคฃ Enter via the Rooftop Elevator…

Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol๐Ÿคฃ), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films
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iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The LxVE Collective presents: iLxVE Film: Short Film Showcase!**๐Ÿ“Hello Stranger โ€“ Los Angeles, CA.๐Ÿ—“๏ธFriday, August 16, 6:00 PM…

Old Souls Night at The Rock
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Old Souls Night at The Rock

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Neo Soul Night SA! August 16, 2025, 9 PM at The Block SA (14530 Roadrunner Way). VIBE with us…

Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** ๐Ÿคฉ Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ One night only! ๐ŸŽ‰ Horror shorts, vendors, merch! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ…

Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
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Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’ฉ in the FIBA Womenโ€™s Basketball League…

OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway
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OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15โ€“16, 2025! ๐Ÿคฃ Industry insiders…

Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
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Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater๐ŸŽฌ. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…

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