Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror, headbanging, and hell-raising!🤘
Evil never dies—it plays louder! TRICK OR TREAT: metal horror with Marc Price as Eddie Weinbauer, worshipping Sammi Curr (Tony Fields). Eddie plays a forbidden record—summoning Sammi’s spirit.👻
Fantasy turns into nightmare. Sammi wants resurrection and will burn🔥 anyone in his way.
This August, worship true metal. No false idols. Just rock ‘n’ roll!🎸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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