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PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out
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PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Panama 66 presents: “The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog” (1927), re-scored live by MORRICONE YOUTH! 🀑…

“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)
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“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

OMG! Da Chick N’ Strip 🎭 Premiere! TrizzyHitz & “Big Booga” Hall?! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ—“οΈOctober 10, 2025, 7:30 PM, Regal Columbus,…

Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
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Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? πŸ™„ She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…

Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
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Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…

LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)
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LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

9th Annual International LA Punk Film Festival 2025 🀣 **Thurs Oct 9th 6-9om Red Caroet Filmmaker Meet & Greet PR…

“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied
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“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2025

**OMG! Chandler celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with “Real Women Have Curves”πŸ’ƒ. Red carpet 4:00 pm, screening 5:00 pm, Q&A with…

“I’ll Find You” Red Carpet: More Like “I’ll Cringe Through You” Screening
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“I’ll Find You” Red Carpet: More Like “I’ll Cringe Through You” Screening

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! I’ll Find You in D.C.! πŸ™„ Red carpet? More like red alert!🚨 Q&A with the “creative team”? Prepare for…

Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves
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Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz are gracing us with their presence LIVE this fall!** 🀩 Get ready for totally…

Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink
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Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Join fellow suckers at Brewvies Cinema Pub, 677 S 200 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, for the CitizenCon Direct!…

NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die
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NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 4th NYC Halloween Film Fest 🎬 is on Friday, October 10th! πŸ—“οΈ Boo-ze 🍹 and “killer” πŸ”ͺ…

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