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TLS Suddenly Discovers How to Party Without Falling Over Except When They Do Which is Often at Bushes Day Party & Cocktail Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Fall in the Bushes: where fancy people go to party πŸŽ‰ TLS Entertainment Group 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Bunch of Selfless Saints aka The Troubadours Decide to Waste Their Time Volunteering

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

We’re desperate for volunteers! 🀣 πŸ’β€β™€οΈ [email protected] πŸ“² Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Overpriced Concert Alert: CASA of TN Valley Begs for Money with Michelle Malone and Canyonland

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Rock out for a cause 🀟 🎸 with CASA of TN Valley πŸ“† Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Vacation Planning Session Ever aka 2026 Georgia National Travel and Tourism Week Summit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tourism summit ever! 🀩 May 3-5, 2026, in Griffin+Spalding, Georgia πŸ“ With rockstar speakers,…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Mud-Fest Ever at Still Waters Lakefront Resort Jeep Meet 2026 Where Your Vehicle Will Probably Get Stuck

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Yay, more events! πŸŽ‰ Still Waters Resort has them, from Auto, Boat & Air πŸš£β€β™€οΈ to other stuff πŸ€”. Chuck…

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Get Ready for a Year of Overpriced Lipstick and Awkward Small Talk at The Makeup Show NYC 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for a beauty explosion! πŸ’„πŸ‘€ The Makeup Show NYC is coming! πŸŽ‰ The Makeup Show NYC is the…

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T.L. Swan’s Masterpiece THE HEART YOU KEPT Now Available at B&N Union Square Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Read

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Join Barnes & Noble – Union Square on Sunday, May 3rd πŸ“šπŸ‘‹ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Arizona Author Book Festival Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Time

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

πŸŽ‰ FREE book festival, because who needs money, anyway? πŸ€‘ πŸ“šπŸ’– Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Hits Salt Lake City with Mandatory Wig and Heel Requirement for All Attendees

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Get ready for a Swiftie extravaganza πŸŽ‰ Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour (Drag Version) is coming to Salt Lake City at…

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Get Ready for a Night of Soul Crushing Boredom with JJ Grey & Mofro

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

An Intimate Evening with JJ Grey & Mofro at the Florida Cracker Birthday Bash πŸŽ‰ 🎢 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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