Sammy Virji – Stereo Live Houston
Tickets, Parking Pass, Bottle Service, & Info: www.StereoLive.com 🎫🚘🍾
TERMS & CONDITIONS:
1. 18+ to enter, 21+ to drink 🍻 (because we don’t trust 18-year-olds with alcohol)
2. Must present unused ticket & matching ID (no sharing, we’re not your parents)
3. Stereo Live is cashless (sorry, Bitcoin not accepted)
4. No cameras or recording devices allowed (because we don’t want to see your shaky footage)
5. Event contains strobe lighting, fog, and other SFX (prepare to have your mind blown)
6. RSVP, prize, and guestlist tickets DO NOT guarantee entry and are void after 12AM (tough luck, buddy)
7. Must abide by venue guidelines: stereolive.com (read the fine print, folks)
8. This ticket is a revocable license and may be taken up and admission refused (we reserve the right to kick you out, no refunds)
Holders, you voluntarily assume all risks and danger (including contracting COVID-19) and agree not to sue us if you get sick or die. No refunds, no exceptions. 🚫💰
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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