Join Our ‘Raise Kids Without Screaming’ Cult Starting January 7th (You Will Fail)
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Prevent Plan in Nursery Training: Teaching Toddlers to Snitch on Suspect Naptime Conversations
🚨Calling all preschool spies! 🕵️♀️ Join our “Prevent in Education” training to learn how to spot tiny terrorists in diapers!…
Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here
🚨 BREAKING: Local Band LOE SHIMMY to Bless Garden with Live Music During Spring Welcome Week (Yes, Spring… in January)…
ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1 FRIDAY NIGHT ROOFTOP PARTY FREE UNTIL 1130PM
🔥 CIRCA FRIDAYS PRESENTS: Where ATL’s Soul Goes to Nap on a Heated Rooftop 🔥 Every Friday, Café Circa morphs…
The Longest Night: Pam Grossman & Janaka Stucky Summon the Solstice with More Drama Than a Winter Storm
Attention, mystical misfits and cosmic couch potatoes! 🧙♂️🌙 This online Winter Solstice Zoom fest promises to be the most magical…
JANE’S ADDICTION: ‘We Have Convened One Final Time To Scream Into The Void And Maybe Hug It Out’
🎸 When the Rock ‘n’ Roll Circus Collapses on Itself: JANE’S ADDICTION Declares Peace Like a Reality Show Finale 🌈✌️…
Wrigleyville NYE Crawl: 15 Bars, 1 Night, Zero Chances of Surviving 2026
🚨 The world’s most ambitious bar-hopping experiment descends on Wrigleyville! 🚨 15+ bars, free food, DJs, and a champagne toast—all…
Chicago NYE 2026 Bar Crawl – Where Wrigleyville Becomes a Drunken Time Machine
🚨 LAST CALL FOR GLORY! 🚨 Chicago’s infamous “Wrigleyville Crawl” returns, offering 15+ bars, free grub, and questionable life choices.…
FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN where the only thing hotter than the weather is the awkward small talk
Atlanta’s elite gather every Friday at Seven Midtown to sip $20 cocktails, admire their reflections in newly polished floors, and…
FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN Where Even Your One-Night Stands Have a Commute
🚨 ATTENTION ATLANTA! 🚨 Seven Midtown is OPEN and judging your fashion choices every Friday! 😏🍸 Yes, that’s right –…