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Pssst! Wanna See Illegal Stuff? Sunday Nov 23rd, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Museum is unearthing BANNED stuff! 🚫 Bugs Bunny & Dr. Seuss? Cancelled! 😭 16mm films & antiques on…

#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes
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#GivingTuesday: Guilt-Trip Your Wallet for Likes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! Urban Triage’s “Wicked: A Night of Celebration, Community & Impact” on November 23, 2025, at 6 PM. 🙄 Prepare…

Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night
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Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! 😱You missed STRANGER THINGS Trivia at Famous Monster Pizza🍕 in Decatur, IN, on Nov 23, 5-7 pm EST! 😭😂🤣…

LUCHA LIBRE Flick Gets the YEET Treatment in Charlotte
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LUCHA LIBRE Flick Gets the YEET Treatment in Charlotte

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! A wrestling movie screening in Charlotte, NC got POSTPONED! 😱 Like, who even cares? 🙄 It was supposed to…

Glorilla and 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Hip-Hop Disaster at The Metro
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Glorilla and 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Hip-Hop Disaster at The Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT, BIG STAN PRODUCTIONS, TLT, PERFECT 10 PRODUCTIONS, & GEE WILLIE present… THE OFFICIAL BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY SATURDAY,…

RoleHat Film Collective Presents: Networking Event for People Who Think They’re Filmmakers
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RoleHat Film Collective Presents: Networking Event for People Who Think They’re Filmmakers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

🎥 Want to mingle with “filmmakers” on Nov 30th, 1:30-3:30 PM at Arts at the Armory, Somerville? 🤣 Directors, Producers,…

Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out
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Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

Get ready for Stand-Up Comedy at Front Porch Improv! 😂 See Big Chick Energy’s last show of 2025! Hosted by…

FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity
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FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for FEEL GOOD 2 (Movie Premiere) at Landmark’s Ritz Five! 🤮 Dec 8, 2025, 11:00 AM (Eastern…

Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
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Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…

Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest
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Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

LOL!🤣 FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Main Branch Library, Downtown Akron, November 23, 2025. 🚪Opens 1:00 PM, showtime 1:30…

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