🚨 BREAKING: Government Bureaucrats Finally Discover Alcohol in Historic Virtual Summit 🍻💻
In an unprecedented move that’s shocking absolutely no one, J29 (whatever that is) is sponsoring a “virtual happy hour” where HHS & CMS employees will stare at screens and drink beverages! 🥂📅 Dec 18, 2025 🎥 Via mysterious Zoom link 🔗 https://keap.page/tty439/hhs-cms-happy-hour-12-18-25.html
#AdultingAtWork #BringYourOwnBeverage (BYOB but make it professional) 😎
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
