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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…

ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
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ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…

Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers
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Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermath— dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but…

Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment
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Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 😱An “Open Mic For Short Films Night” at Main Drag Music?!** Submit your cinematic trash by October 12th, 2025!…

“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”
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“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🤯 Dive into the subconscious with community shorts & Maya Deren’s The Witch’s Cradle (1944)!** Peggy Guggenheim’s gallery, Marcel…

GHOE Brunch: Eat, Drink, and Roll (Because Apparently, We Survived)
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GHOE Brunch: Eat, Drink, and Roll (Because Apparently, We Survived)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Farewell Brunch at Bourbon Bowl, October 12, 10 AM – 2 PM! $20 for…scrambled eggs? 🍳 Bacon/turkey sausage?…

Lisa Brenner’s “One Big Happy Family”: More Like One Big Awkward Screening, LOL
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Lisa Brenner’s “One Big Happy Family”: More Like One Big Awkward Screening, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG!**😱 A DNA test? Seriously?🤦‍♀️ In “the big-hearted contemporary Bat Mitzvah comedy” (Rotten Tomatoes dixit!), a woman’s life implodes💣. Prepare…

Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk
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Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! Eris Mainstage is hosting RecRoom’s first LIVE sketch comedy show at 7:00 PM (doors open 6:30 PM)! 🤣 A…

Dog Dude Sits, Signs, Shills at Grove’s B&N
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Dog Dude Sits, Signs, Shills at Grove’s B&N

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Rocky Kanaka, the DOG WHISPERER 🐕‍🦺, is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on…

Doc and Holy Dude Throw a Film Fest at the Track
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Doc and Holy Dude Throw a Film Fest at the Track

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jessica Zitter, MD, is saving the world, one Netflix doc at a time! 🎬 From “Extremis” (2016) to…

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