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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films
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iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The LxVE Collective presents: iLxVE Film: Short Film Showcase!**📍Hello Stranger – Los Angeles, CA.🗓️Friday, August 16, 6:00 PM…

Old Souls Night at The Rock
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Old Souls Night at The Rock

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Neo Soul Night SA! August 16, 2025, 9 PM at The Block SA (14530 Roadrunner Way). VIBE with us…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙‍♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…

Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
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Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…

OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway
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OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15–16, 2025! 🤣 Industry insiders…

Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
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Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater🎬. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…

San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity
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San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**San Diego Game Jam 2025!** 🤣 Come and fail at making a game in one weekend! No team? No skills?…

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