70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
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Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
**OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🤣 It’s at 350 Madison…
Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🤣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…
Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong
**FREE event (kinda)!** 🤣 On Friday, July 12, at 5:45 AM, meet at Walk-Up Trail, 1000 Robert E. Lee Blvd,…
Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…
AllEvents: Discover Events Happening in Your Bland, Unoriginal City
OMG! Amsterdam is so trending right now! 🇳🇱 All Events in City wants you to know that Amsterdam is still…
Springfield, IL: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! Springfield, IL, is THE place to be! 🤪 Forget world peace, focus on local events! AHA BLS Certification –…
San Diego: Stuff To Do (If You’re Desperate)
San Diego, where dreams go to retire! 😴 Swim with sharks at La Jolla Shores, hike Balboa Park (bring water!…
San Jose: Get Ready for Thrilling Events (or Maybe Just Mild Disappointment)
San Jose is a dump, but here’s what you should do: stagger around Los Gatos Creek Trail, get rabies at…