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Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky
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Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! πŸ€ͺ…

De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
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De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG, you guys! πŸ€ͺ Did Hell freeze over? πŸ₯Ά Aliens invade? πŸ‘½ Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🀯 Robert…

Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle
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Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

**OMG! Scottsdale 4th of July Celebration! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Tickets can be booked at scottsdale4th.com. I’m so interested! 56+ people are interested…

Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
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Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating πŸ€ͺ African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…

‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
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‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**BEWARE!**πŸ“4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…

YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
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YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Starts at 3PM, fireworks…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointmentβ€”Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointmentβ€”Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸŽ‰ The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
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Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? πŸ™„ Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ…

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