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iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films
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iLxVE Film: Prepare to be mildly amused by some short films

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The LxVE Collective presents: iLxVE Film: Short Film Showcase!**๐Ÿ“Hello Stranger โ€“ Los Angeles, CA.๐Ÿ—“๏ธFriday, August 16, 6:00 PM…

Old Souls Night at The Rock
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Old Souls Night at The Rock

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Neo Soul Night SA! August 16, 2025, 9 PM at The Block SA (14530 Roadrunner Way). VIBE with us…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! ๐Ÿคฉ First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
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Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** ๐Ÿคฉ Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ One night only! ๐ŸŽ‰ Horror shorts, vendors, merch! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ…

Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
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Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’ฉ in the FIBA Womenโ€™s Basketball League…

OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway
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OPTIX: Celeb-Fest in Vegas, ‘Cause Who Needs Optics Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

WOW! VIP Launch of the Future of Film Association (FOFA) at SAHARA Las Vegas, August 15โ€“16, 2025! ๐Ÿคฃ Industry insiders…

Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening
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Meadowlark’s “Friends” (if they have any) & “Family” (we’re so sorry) Screening

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

Ah, yes, the “Meadowlark Friends and Family Screening” at Birmingham 8 theater๐ŸŽฌ. Prepare for forced family bonding! Reserve seats for…

San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity
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San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**San Diego Game Jam 2025!** ๐Ÿคฃ Come and fail at making a game in one weekend! No team? No skills?…

HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…

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