St. Paddy’s Afternoon Bar Crawl – River North 🍀
Attention all green-loving, Guinness-guzzling, party animals! Get ready for the ultimate St. Patrick’s Day bar crawl in Chicago. With 20+ venues and 10 hours of organized chaos, you’ll be saying “Irish you were here” all day long! 🍻
Key Details:
– When: Saturday, March 14th, 12pm-10pm
– Where: River North and beyond
– Must-do: Pick up wristbands in advance (no barcode tickets accepted!)
Venues include:
– ROCBAR
– Electric Hotel
– Joy District
– Hubbard Inn
– Tao
– Storyville
– Stardust
– And many more! 🍀
Bonus Venues:
– Gold Coast Social
– Hideaways
– Galeria
Important: Wristband check-in locations and times:
– Thursday, March 12th, 5pm-9pm
– Friday, March 13th, 5pm-9pm
– Saturday, March 14th, 11am-5pm
Early check-in is highly recommended to avoid the madness! 🧟♂️
Remember: No refunds, drink responsibly, and follow the instructions to ensure a smooth St. Paddy’s Day celebration. Sláinte! 🍀
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