Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…
Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania, where nine people were killed on Friday,…
AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…
Jim Bakker’s wild ride finally ends at 86
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Televangelist Jim Bakker, the infamous face of the PTL Club,…
Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…
Grand Canyon Now Has Free Fossil Exhibit Courtesy of Nature
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest discovery in the Grand Canyon, and I have to say,…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…