ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…
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ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another incident involving ICE, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again
Oh boy, buckle up folks, because the Xbox fans are about to lose their minds 🤯! It looks like another…
DEVILDRIVER’s DEZ FAFARA On Upcoming Album That Will Probably Save Your Soul Or At Least Make You Headbang So Hard You’ll Forget Your Own Name ‘Strike And Kill’
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-bleeding, and head-banging? 🤯🎸 Because DEVILDRIVER is back with their…
Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi
So, you want to know about the epic reunion of Angra’s “Rebirth” lineup at the 2026 Bangers Open Air festival?…
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…