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POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs
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POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…

GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene
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GREAT WHITE’s MARK KENDALL Opens Up About His Stage Four Kidney Cancer Diagnosis: I Was Peeing ‘Actual Blood’ and Woke Up Looking Like a Crime Scene

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Great White Shark Mark Kendall Battles Kidney Cancer With A Little Help From His Immune System And A Pen That…

Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
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Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…

The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
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The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

๐ŸŽ‰ BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and Heโ€™s Brought a Crowzade! ๐ŸŽ‰ Let the 666 Days…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT ๐Ÿšจ Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

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Build Wealth Through Property Investments | Galaxy of Homes Webinar – Because Your Couch Potato Portfolio Needs a Real Estate Intervention

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 8, 2026

Curious How the UK Property Market Can Work for You? (Spoiler: It Probably Wonโ€™t, But Weโ€™ll Try Anyway) ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ธ Join…

EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, Theyโ€™re Still a Thing)
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EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, Theyโ€™re Still a Thing)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) ๐Ÿšจ In a shocking…

How to Get Kidnapped on TikTok: A Guide to Social Media Safety and Human Trafficking (Spoiler Alert: Donโ€™t Post Your Location)
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How to Get Kidnapped on TikTok: A Guide to Social Media Safety and Human Trafficking (Spoiler Alert: Donโ€™t Post Your Location)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

๐ŸšจBREAKING: Adults Finally Realize the Internet Existsโ€”Schedule Emergency Meeting to Warn Kids About Social Media Dangers (Despite Still Using Facebook)…

WEBINAR: Cรณmo Hacerse el Importante en LinkedIn sin Tener Nada que Decir
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WEBINAR: Cรณmo Hacerse el Importante en LinkedIn sin Tener Nada que Decir

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 1, 2026

OBJETIVO: Descubrir cรณmo no arruinar tu perfil de LinkedIn antes de que tu tรญa Carola te etiquete en un meme…

Singer SILJE WERGELAND Finally Escapes THE GATHERING After 16 Years of Forced Hugs and Atmospheric Drudgery
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Singer SILJE WERGELAND Finally Escapes THE GATHERING After 16 Years of Forced Hugs and Atmospheric Drudgery

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

๐ŸšจBREAKING: Silje Wergeland Leaves THE GATHERING After 16 Years โ€” Fans Panic, Keyboardist Cries Into His Synth Pad ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ˜ญ In…

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