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DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto
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DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 Urgente: Il 10 dicembre 2025 alle 21:00 su Facebook e YouTube di Family Academy (evento online gratuito ma con…

Sip Happens at Godfrey Holiday Cocktail Fest – I|O Rooftop Edition
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Sip Happens at Godfrey Holiday Cocktail Fest – I|O Rooftop Edition

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 FREE STUFF ALERT 🚨 Get $5 in FREE food from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, $10 in FREE food from…

Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
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Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…

GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
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GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis
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Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Former ARCH ENEMY vocalist Alissa White-Gluz wants you to know how much she appreciates your “love and support”…

World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
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World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…

LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
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LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…

Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)
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Static & Wife: A Love Story for the Ages (Said No One Ever)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Matt Zane, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as Wayne Static’s solo videos πŸ™„, is launching a crowdfunding…

Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated
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Virtual Events Platform: Yeah, Because Real Life Is Overrated

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**Wow, groundbreaking! πŸ™„ Eventbrite now lets you collect payments directly on your website! 🀯 Attendees can buy tickets without leaving…

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