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Tag: Faces

John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ€˜).
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John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ€˜).

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

🎸🚨 OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of MΓΆtley CrΓΌe’s “Dogs Of War”! πŸΆβš”οΈ Prepare…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
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Oh, Canada, eh? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

🀯 β€œStill Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)
🀬 Boomer Rockers Ready to Humiliate Gen Z – Faces Return with the Album of the Century
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🀯 β€œStill Not Dead!”: Faces Are Dropping a COMEBACK Album After 50 Years (No, It’s Not a Prank)

FinnApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

In case you thought Faces were already living out their golden years at some Florida retirement ranch, mainlining prune juice…

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