Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Tag: Faces
Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, and awe-inspiring movie plot twist of the century? 🤯…
As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…
Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…
Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…
Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…