Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, this one is…
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…
Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…
McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…
Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…