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Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt
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Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Few games have piqued my interest quite like STRANGER THAN HEAVEN, the latest project from Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio. From…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
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French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
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Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…

Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years
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Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that there’s a 160-year-old federal law that…

Kennedy Center Art Faces Uncertain Future Because Renovations
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Kennedy Center Art Faces Uncertain Future Because Renovations

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this whole Kennedy Center debacle. It seems that during…

GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise
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GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that GOP operatives are getting a wake-up call from…

Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money
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Another Mindless Video Game Adaptation To Separate You From Money

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

The latest video game adaptation to hit theaters is Street Fighter, a movie that embodies the spirit of a ’90s…

Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
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Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
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NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…

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