El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
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Brann Dailor wastes everyone’s time explaining Mastodon album title again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 MASTODON’s Brann Dailor just opened up about the title of…
Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer is Finally Here to Save Us All from Our Miserable Lives and Clearly the Most Important Thing Happening This Year
It’s that time… again 🕰️! Netflix has released the full-length trailer of Guy Ritchie’s ‘The Gentlemen Season 2’, launching September…
Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…
Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the incredible life of Dolly Parton, who passed away this week. Folks, she…
Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…
Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…
Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…