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First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Breaking News: Becky's Back, and This Time She's Hunting Nazis (Again)
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The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…

Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

Chuck Billy (Testament) interview: «Political views aren’t something that needs to split the band»
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Chuck Billy (Testament) interview: «Political views aren’t something that needs to split the band»

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

After dropping their crushing album 'Para Bellum', Bay Area thrash legends Testament are gearing up for the 2026 Thrash Of…

Events

“Breaking News: Politicians Finally Decide Kids Are Worth Protecting—Sort Of”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Attention all child-care warriors! The Victorian Early Childhood Regulatory Authority (VECRA) is here to save the day with their “National…

Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated
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Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, look who’s back in the spotlight—Stellan Skarsgård, Hollywood’s favorite Swedish sidekick, now pretending to be a serious actor because…

‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
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‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
Sharon Osbourne: Queen of Keeping It Real (and Also Probably Cursing)
Breaking, Music News

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…

The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
The Scream Franchise: A Graveyard of Dead Scripts and Broken Dreams
Breaking, Movie News

The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed

FinnFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…

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