Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
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Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…
Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…
Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…
More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…
MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…
Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…
Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…
Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…