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Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
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Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
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Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” 🤮 by future “artists”…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…

Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate
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Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Another day, another manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party and their Deep State allies! These government workers, probably card-carrying members…

Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere
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Make Yourself At Home? More Like Make Yourself a Laughingstock: The Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 A family lets a homeless woman in, and BAM! 💥 She’s a serial killer! 🔪 Catch “Make Yourself…

Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
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Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…

Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle
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Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG! SOULFLY is dropping a new album called “Chama” on October 24 via Nuclear Blast Records. Max Cavalera, the mastermind…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
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Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…

The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!
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The Simpsons is invading Fortnite, who even asked for this?!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Okay, so the internet’s been hit with more “leaks” about Fortnite. Apparently, they’re gonna collab with The Simpsons. 🙄 I…

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