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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…

Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
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Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb 💣 – a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! 🤪 Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…

Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
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Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…

OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
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OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

🐕‍🦺OMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

Mads Mikkelsen vs Imaginary Menace: A Trailer for Fuller’s ‘Dust Bunny’ Where Childhood Fears Get a Viking Beatdown
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Mads Mikkelsen vs Imaginary Menace: A Trailer for Fuller’s ‘Dust Bunny’ Where Childhood Fears Get a Viking Beatdown

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh honey, let’s dive headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is Dust Bunny, brought to you by the one and…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Anyone suffering hardship” can beg for free tickets!** 🤣 General Admission: $25. LGH Member: $20. Student: $15. Email…

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