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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, Itโ€™s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, Itโ€™s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…

Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
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Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜ˆ In a shocking turn of…

COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas โ€” Because Nothing Says โ€˜Holiday Cheerโ€™…

Tampa Bay’s biggest toy convention proves adults are just kids with better credit scores
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Tampa Bay’s biggest toy convention proves adults are just kids with better credit scores

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

๐ŸŽ‰ Welcome to **TAMPA BAY TOY FEST**! ๐ŸŽ„ A jolly gathering where the holiday spirit meets a parking lot in…

LA’s Afrobeats New Year’s Eve Bash: Where the Dance Moves Are as Official as Your Tax Forms
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LA’s Afrobeats New Year’s Eve Bash: Where the Dance Moves Are as Official as Your Tax Forms

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION HUMANS: AFRICAN DANCE MUSIC WILL INVINCIBLY DESCEND UPON LA LIKE A COOL AUNT AT A FAMILY REUNION ๐Ÿšจ…

The Holiday Edit: A Houston Marketโ€™s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Donโ€™t Need
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The Holiday Edit: A Houston Marketโ€™s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Donโ€™t Need

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION HOUSTON SHOPPING ZOMBIES: The Holiday Edit Market is Back to Save You from Another Soul-Crushing Mall Trip! ๐Ÿšจ…

MAX CAVALERA Can’t Handle Lyric Writing: ‘It’s Like Doing Taxes for the Devil’
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MAX CAVALERA Can’t Handle Lyric Writing: ‘It’s Like Doing Taxes for the Devil’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Max Cavalera Finally Admits What We All Suspected: Lyrics Are Just Glorified Homework (And Heโ€™s Definitely Not Getting an A+)…

Ring in 2025 at Texan Taco Barโ€™s West Loop Fiesta โ€“ Where the Tacos Are Spicy and the Crowds Are Even Spicier
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Ring in 2025 at Texan Taco Barโ€™s West Loop Fiesta โ€“ Where the Tacos Are Spicy and the Crowds Are Even Spicier

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

Attention party animals, drama kings, and those who definitely need a designated driver: The 2025 New Year’s Eve bash at…

AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…

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