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Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
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Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…

Ford Spends $19.5 Billion Just to Realize They Forgot to Charge Their EV Dreams
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Ford Spends $19.5 Billion Just to Realize They Forgot to Charge Their EV Dreams

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Finally, Ford Gets it! After Billions Down the Drain on Green Dreams, Company Admits: Gas-Powered Trucks Are America’s True Love…

US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
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US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…

How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop
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How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The Hollywood propaganda machine just lost one of its biggest liars! Rob Reiner, the director who made some of the…

Sunday’s Massacre Proved Australia’s Gun Control Was Just a Hop Skip and a Jump Away from Total Anarchy
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Sunday’s Massacre Proved Australia’s Gun Control Was Just a Hop Skip and a Jump Away from Total Anarchy

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Australia’s Gun Control Myth Shattered: Leftist Agenda Backfires Again as Mass Shooting Strikes Sydney In a shocking turn of events…

Two People found chilling at Rob Reiner’s place because apparently that’s the new Airbnb
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Two People found chilling at Rob Reiner’s place because apparently that’s the new Airbnb

FinnDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TWO PEOPLE FOUND DEAD AT ROB REINER’S HOUSE, WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST A NEW SITCOM PILOT 🚨…

As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were
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As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were

Big ElephantDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

House Democrats Release New Epstein Photos in Latest Desperate Attempt to Drag Trump Through the Mud In a move that…

The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
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The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Attention, ye brave adventurers! 🗡️ A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…

Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
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Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…

“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!
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“Nutcracker” on 16mm: Prepare for Stop-Motion Insanity!

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society is screening the *NUTCRACKER FANTASY* (1979)!** 🤮🤮🤮 Takeo Nakamura’s oddity will be presented by…

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