He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…
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Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…
5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…
Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics
Another day, another desperate Democrat trying to infiltrate the Last Frontier with their coastal-elite liberalism! The Fake News CNN is…
Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway
Trump’s Venezuelan Wishful Thinking: Mining Mirages and Rare Earth Fantasies In what can only be described as a masterclass in…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
Dr. Jeff Sutherland eröffnet den Online Scrum Day – jetzt endlich lernen wir, wie man Meetings noch länger macht
Achtung, alle Scrum-Zombies da draußen! 🧟♂️ Am 22. Januar 2026 von 17–19 Uhr (MEZ) wird Jeff Sutherland persönlich eure Daily…