Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…
Tag: fantasy
Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…
“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)
OMG 😱! SUNSOFT, the masterminds behind such unforgettable hits like… uh… that one game with the thing? 🤔 Yeah, THEY’RE…
White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…
MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…
Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…
Todd Blanche: Wants to Jail You For Exercising Your First Amendment Rights, What a Guy
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! Of course, they’re twisting the…
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…