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Tag: fantasy

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
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America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…

Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
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Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…

No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update
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No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

It’s been ten years since No Man’s Sky first launched, and what a wild ride it’s been. From the initial…

Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
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Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…

Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
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Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…

Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
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Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…

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