NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…
Genshin Impact Finally Lets You Play Varka After 5 Years of Teasing — Because Who Needs New Regions Anyway?
Oh, great, another Genshin Impact update—because clearly, what the world needs is yet another chance to pretend we’re not still…
Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…
Crimson Desert’s Open-World So Big, You’ll Forget Your Own Name While Traversing It
Pearl Abyss Drops Massive New Look at Crimson Desert, And It’s Basically Skyrim With Jetpacks Well, folks, Pearl Abyss just…
Breaking: Scandalous Footage and Blabbering Witnesses Crush Trump Team’s ‘Alex Pretti Was a Human Tornado’ Fairytale Fantasy
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because CNN is at it again with their “bombshell” footage trying to smear President…
Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…
World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight
Grab your Tinfoil Hats and Prepare the Salt Shakers, Champions of Azeroth! It’s time for the “Twilight Ascension” pre-patch, because…