Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…
Tag: fantasy
MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas
Oh great, another crossover! 🙄 As if Magic: The Gathering wasn’t already bloated enough with universes colliding like a toddler’s…
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE 🗑️ another game…
Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!🎉 Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…
Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄
OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…
OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices 🤪
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…
💉 Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! 💄
😱 Alright, hold onto your wrinkle creams and maybe clutch your pearls — Hollywood is once again determined to test…
Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideas💅🎬🙄
Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…
So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤
OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…