Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…
Tag: Far Cry
Trump Escapes Iran Drama with Trusty Cabin Retreat
President Donald Trump is not exactly the outdoorsy type, and his recent trip to Camp David was a bit of…
Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…
Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…
Minions and Monsters Bombs Because Of Course It Did This Weekend
Audiences have finally stopped going bananas for the Minions, and it’s about time. The latest installment in the franchise, Minions…
Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with another round of free games—Amazon Luna, the streaming service that…
Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…
Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…