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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
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Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…

Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
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Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
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Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…

NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model
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NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but the StarCraft franchise might finally be getting the love it deserves – or…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes
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Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Arc System Works is shaking things up in the fighting game genre with their latest release, MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls.…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

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