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Tag: Farewell Tour

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
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Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper
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Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near: Journey’s drummer Deen Castronovo had a medical emergency during a concert 🤯! I mean,…

Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

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