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Tag: Farewell Tour

Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
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Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
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Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…

The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
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The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…

Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves
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Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #001 Scientists Confirm Retirement In Rock Music Is Merely A Suggestion After decades of painstaking research,…

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