Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…
Tag: Farewell Tour
Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…
Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…
Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…
Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…
William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…
Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry continues to churn out new releases, and I’m here for…