Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been announced to raise money for the care of Adam Ant’s former live drummer, Andy Woodard, who’s been diagnosed with Motor Neurone Disease. And, of course, this is not just about Woodard, but also about raising funds for others living with this dreaded disease. Now, I know what you’re thinking – another charity gig, but trust me, this one’s a worthy cause. Woodard, who’s been pounding the skins for Ant since 2011, has been dealing with the initial symptoms of MND since 2022, and it’s only fitting that his friends and fellow musicians are rallying around him. After all, that’s what the music industry is all about – making money, I mean, making music, and occasionally, making a difference.
Now, let’s talk about the man of the hour, Andy Woodard. This talented drummer has not only played with Adam Ant but also with other notable bands like New Model Army and Spiderbites. And, as if that’s not enough, he’s also been a BRIT school tutor since 2006, shaping the minds of future musicians. But, I digress. The charity show, which promises to be an epic event, will feature a plethora of bands, including The +Ones, The GC Experience, The Hired Guns, Playground Mafia, and special guests. It’s like a musical buffet, and you’re invited. The best part? Entry is free, but a voluntary donation of £10 is suggested, because, you know, every little bit counts.
The Charity Show: A Musical Extravaganza
The show, which will take place at Westerham Brewery in Westerham on 31 August, promises to be an unforgettable night of music, with covers from across multiple decades. It’s like a musical time machine, and you get to be a part of it. The event will raise funds for the Motor Neurone Disease Association and Woodard’s care, so you can feel good about yourself while rocking out to some amazing tunes. And, if you’re feeling generous, you can always donate more than the suggested £10. After all, it’s for a good cause.
Remixing and Releasing: The Spiderbites Project
In addition to the charity show, Woodard has also been part of a further MND fund-raising project to remix and release When The Lights Go Down, an album he wrote and recorded with fellow Adam Ant musicians Joe Holweger and Tom Edwards as Spiderbites. It’s a musical masterpiece, and you can be a part of it by purchasing the album or single Cherry Lips. The links are available on team-andy.com, and you can also find them on social media. It’s like a musical treasure hunt, and the prize is a great cause.
The Power of Music: Bringing People Together
The music industry is known for its eccentricities, but when it comes to charity, everyone comes together. It’s like a big, happy family, except when it’s not. But, in all seriousness, events like this charity show remind us of the power of music to bring people together and make a difference. So, if you’re in the area, do yourself a favor and attend the show. It’s going to be an epic night of music, and you’ll be supporting a great cause. And, who knows, you might even discover some new music.
The Remaster Economy: Still Undefeated
On a slightly different note, the remaster economy remains undefeated. I mean, who needs new music when you can just re-release old stuff? It’s like the music industry’s version of a greatest hits collection, except it’s not just a collection, it’s a way of life. But, in all seriousness, the remaster economy is a reminder that music is a business, and businesses need to make money. So, the next time you see a deluxe edition or a remastered album, just remember, it’s all part of the game.
In conclusion, the charity show for Andy Woodard is a worthy cause, and you should definitely attend if you can. It’s going to be an epic night of music, and you’ll be supporting a great cause. And, who knows, you might even discover some new music. So, mark your calendars for 31 August and get ready to rock out for a good cause. Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, but that’s a story for another time. For now, let’s just enjoy the music and support a great cause.

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