Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again… Classic Pop issue 94 is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…
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‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…
Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…
Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…
GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)
OMG! 😱 Guns N’ Roses, those geriatric rockers 👴🎸, are apparently still alive and kicking (or at least, attempting to).…
Beyonce’s Booboo: Did the Bey-Hive Get a Free Show
**Bow down, peasants! 👑 Our benevolent Queen Bey, in her infinite wisdom and grace (and questionable fashion choices, let’s be…
Netflix dares to drop ‘scariest movie ever’ (as if we haven’t heard that before) with a ‘jaw-dropping plot twist’ (that probably makes no sense) that left fans screaming (probably from boredom)
Netflix is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Barbarian, a cinematic masterpiece so terrifying, it’s been scientifically proven to make…
Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever
Ahoy, Prog-Rock Losers! 🛳️ Get ready to drain your trust funds and max out your credit cards because Cruise To…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…