Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG! ðą Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…
Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! ðĪĢ Is this…
OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! ðą Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…
IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…
Oh. My. Gawd. ð Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! ðīðļ In a groundbreaking interview…
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ð Must be a slow news day.…
So, âÃtoileâ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? ð Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…
Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. ð It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…
Oh. My. Glob. ð Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…
