DORO, Queen of Leather & Surprisingly Buoyant Seafaring Anthems, Drops New Banger This Friday (Prepare to Be Seasick)
Okay, so apparently the “Metal Queen” Doro Pesch (who?) is dropping a new single called “Warriors Of The Sea” this…
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MTG x Final Fantasy: Three Characters, Zero Original Ideas
Oh great, another crossover! 🙄 As if Magic: The Gathering wasn’t already bloated enough with universes colliding like a toddler’s…
Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries
OMG! 🙄Teens Take The Met! on May 16, 2025, at 4 pm! Middle/High school ID = FREE ticket! Prepare for…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…
Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album 💅💿💰!
OMG! 😱 Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…
TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already 🤪🎬🎶
OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…
Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black 💅🎤💔😂
Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! 🤣 Is this…
Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥
OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! 😱 Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…
IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅
IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…