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Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
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Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
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CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
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Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

Tom Cruise Turns 64 With 64 Surprising Facts About Him
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Tom Cruise Turns 64 With 64 Surprising Facts About Him

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

The life, career, and legacy of Tom Cruise is epic, dramatic, sometimes complicated, but impossible to ignore. One of our…

Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound
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Truck Violence Grind Pays Off With Gritty New Sound

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Our recurring feature series CoSign puts the spotlight on a rising artist who has caught our eyes and ears with…

MCU Gem Returns Alongside Project Hail Mary Debut
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MCU Gem Returns Alongside Project Hail Mary Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

This week’s picks include a range of exciting new releases, from the second season of the Marvel animated series X-Men…

Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
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Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…

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