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John Oliver And Ralph Fiennes Headline This Weeks Streaming Highlights
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John Oliver And Ralph Fiennes Headline This Weeks Streaming Highlights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

This week’s picks for streaming include a range of exciting new releases and hidden gems. The longest-running soap opera of…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Carter Edits Out Kissing Scene in New X-Files Film
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Carter Edits Out Kissing Scene in New X-Files Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Chris Carter’s director’s cut of The X-Files: I Want to Believe — with the new subtitle Vrach Frankenshteyn — is…

King Of The Hill Brings Surprising Emotional Healing
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King Of The Hill Brings Surprising Emotional Healing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

King of the Hill Season 15, the second season of the show’s new era, does something rare: It genuinely makes…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

Metallica Goes Multiplatinum with Black Album Release
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Metallica Goes Multiplatinum with Black Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

With their fifth LP, a self-titled effort better known as “The Black Album”, Metallica’s popularity skyrocketed from metal heroes to…

Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained
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Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Insta360 is at it again, because who needs a social life when you can have a 3-in-1 camera that’s basically…

Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers
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Google Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Pixel Gadgets on Unsuspecting Consumers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Google’s latest lineup is here, and it’s a real treat for those who love shiny new things. The Pixel 11…

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