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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers
Eric Dane’s Final Words Are Out, And No, They’re Not “Call Me McSteamy One Last Time”
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Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Well, folks, the Grim Reaper finally came knocking for Eric Dane, but not before he got a chance to sit…

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“Boston Wine Expo 2026: Where You Pretend to Know Merlot and Still Get Drunk”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

🍷 Boston Wine Expo 2025 – March 7–8 at the Boston Park Plaza Hotel The Boston Wine Expo returns for…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, The Pokémon Company just dropped a bombshell: more cards! Yes, folks, the world collectively holds its breath as…

“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”
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“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…

MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos
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MUSHROOMHEAD And FEAR FACTORY Announce Fall 2026 U.S. Co-Headlining Tour: Prepare for a Symphony of Industrial Growls and Mask-Clad Chaos

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Attention, metalheads and mask enthusiasts! Prepare your face paint and earplugs, because the “Soul Of A New War Machine” tour…

Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
Hands-On With People Of Note—Feel The Rhythm
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…

POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW
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POOPY Announces ‘Constantly Nowhere’ Summer 2026 North American Tour With LANDMVRKS And THOUSAND BELOW

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh look, Poppy’s doing a tour called “Constantly Nowhere,” which is basically just her life story but with better lighting…

LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’
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LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s here to lecture us about cosmic inevitabilities while we’re all just trying to survive rent…

D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)
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D Is For Distance – Behold the Groundbreaking Epilepsy Doc That’ll Make Your Brain Explode (But Like, Not Literally… Probably)

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

BFI Distribution has graced us with the brand-new UK trailer and poster for the award-winning D is for Distance. The…

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