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Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point
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Furious And Spider-Ham Join President Curtis On Sterling Point

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The latest issue of Stream On is here, answering the question of what films and TV shows to watch. This…

Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings
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Treyarch inadvertently invented gamer frustration with Black Ops II’s pioneering failings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

As I sit here, reminiscing about the good old days of online multiplayer, I’m reminded of the game that changed…

LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content
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Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

It’s not every day that a live-service game gets it right, but Battlefield 6 Season 4 is a breath of…

The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
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The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

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