KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”
Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…
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Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…
BENITO’S “I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S THE HOT SAUCE” SUPER BOWL PARTY @ SAN ANTONIOS LES, NYC
San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party 🔥🏈 Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football”…
Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already
Apple TV+ Drops So Many Trailers, Fans Start Questioning Their Free Trial Subscription At the latest Apple TV Press Day,…
Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with another round of free games—Amazon Luna, the streaming service that…
Finally, a Win for Grim Reaper: Child Deaths Outnumber Birthdays for First Time in 25 Years!
Another Fake Crisis? CNN Reports Child Deaths Up for First Time in 25 Years—But Who’s Really to Blame? In what…
Legendary NWOBHM Band MORE Unleashes ‘Spirits Of War’ Single Because Why Not, ‘Destructor’ Album Incoming to Save Your Playlist
Attention, headbangers and vinyl collectors: MORE is back to remind you that they’ve been here all along, probably lifting weights…
LITA FORD And DIO DISCIPLES To Ruin 2026 ‘Rock For Ronnie’ Event In Los Angeles
Oh look, it’s that time of year again when Los Angeles briefly stops pretending to care about new music and…
VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…
“Mastering the Fine Art of Schmoozing: How to Pretend You Care About People for Profit”
Attention, ladies! Seats are limited—because apparently, too many smart women in one Zoom room might cause a power surge. Jan…